me:oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom:WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
i have sick depraved fantasies about the mau5trap/owsla label + madeon b/c idk what label he’s with
i just imagine joel as the dad and skrillex as the aunt because joels wife is dead and zedd and porter robinson are rambunctious twins fred & george style while madeon is the cynical baby who questions everyone’s intentions