LOL IM FUCKING APPLIED TO COLLEGEEEEE
gonzomniac: David Guetta Ft. Sia- Titanium...
ATB - Don’t Stop
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
Stranger: can i ask u somethin
Stranger: boobs for penis? please dont leave
You: i can tell you no and i wont leave
Stranger: bra for penis?
You: but where do we go from here
Stranger: haha well why wont u do it
You: ill give you this paint for you not to show your penis
You: look it says slick
You: its slightly sexual
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
that awkward moment when you troll someone on...
i've been having the most wonderful dreams lately.
africans: tokio hotel is the nickleback of germany
i dont want to fucking do anything i just want to sit back and look at the pretty lights and i dont want to go to college and fuck fuck fuck